If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
Michael Scott, The Office (via everyminuteisamile) (via walkatightropetoholdontoyou, for-brighter-days) (via noticememaxx)
Friday May 5 @ 11:37am
Gatsby? What Gatsby?
